The List

No, I'm not talking about the list of all the people you slept with. I'm talking about the list that includes everything you want to accomplish before you die.

I was talking with a friend of mine said a woman had hurt his pride (Hi, friend!) who is going to be very old. I'm talking AARP old, folks. Ok, not really. The sad truth is that she is only a month older than me. Alright, its really a month and eleven days. ANYHOW since we're all getting so old, I realized that I never made one of those lists.

Now I'm feeling the need to...

So I will start here:
...
Except I can't. I can't come up with anything. Actually, I just won't. If I make a list, then when something is not accomplished I feel that I failed more so than if I never put it in writing in the first place. Does that even make sense?

Maybe I can add to it slowly.

Hmm.

I want to learn to play guitar. Always have. Even before Ani-believe it or not!

So, first, I guess I need a guitar. Then, someone to give me lessons. After that, more hours in a day to practice. And I really like my finger tips smooth, can we try to make that work? And just for anyone interested in giving me lessons, I do have prior experience...I can play You Are My Sunshine. Sorta.


dont do me like that
dont do me like that
i just might need you honey
dont do me like that

damn tom petty